It Is Not Too Late To Imagine

Imagine there's no heaven, it's easy if you try
No people below us, above it's only sky
Imagine all the people
Living for today

Imagine there's no countries, it isn't hard to do
No need to kill or die for and no religions too
Imagine all the people
Living life in peace

You may say I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us
And the world will live as one

Imagine no possessions I wonder if you can
No need for greed or hunger a brotherhood of man
Imagine all the people
Sharing for the world

You may say I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us
And the world will live as one

You may say I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
Take my hand and join us
And the world will live, will live as one

The Ole Clock-Radio

Years ago, I used to set alarm to wake me before I really needed to get up, and hit snooze a few times, then I finally got up.

Then one day, I had a brainstorm; hey, I can set the alarm to wake me up at the last minute in order to get to work on time, and thereby get that much more sleep. So that's what I did; as soon as alarm went off, I bolted out of bed and got ready for work.

If you use the snooze - you are a buffoon!

Humpty Dumpty

I can see all the King's men trying to put Humpty Dumpty back together again, but the horses trying? I doubt that part of the story really happened.

Nail Trimming

My intention when trimming my fingernails or toenails, is to trim them all, collect them up, and throw them away as a unit. But sometimes, one goes flying, and I can't find it. I search all over for it, then finally give up. Why do I do this? It is only a nail. Who cares if I don't find it?

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Why I Sport A Mustache

(A) It is the hardest place to shave, it seems. Even when I do, I always seem to have a shadow, and it looks like I am "trying" to grow a mustache.

(B) When I was about 25, the same day I decided to shave my mustache for a change, when I was mowing the lawn, some girl was going door to door selling something. She asked me if my mom or dad were home.

WHY Are Sooo many People Too DUMB To Figure Out How To Use Their Vehicle's Cruise Control???

It really ticks me off that so many people are too dumb to figure out how to use their cruise control on their vehicle.

I often follow people on a two-lane road, and their speed constantly goes up and down. Up and down. Up and down. It is extremely rude to people behind them. They seem to be completely oblivious to their faulty driving habit.