Let's Bring Back Tarring & Feathering!!!

There are some cases, where tarring & feathering someone would be an ideal punishment. Example: The case where the mother sent the Russian kid back to Russia!!!
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A Real Riveting Story

I was at a redlight behind a Ford Ranger. Now, Rangers normally have their license plate on the bumper. Well, this Ranger had no bumper. So the stooge maniac owner actually drilled four (4) holes in his tailgate, and actually riveted the license plate on! What a doofus!

Alan (Dis)Grayson: What A Doofus!!!

How did this hunk of turd ever get elected to Congress???

http://www.wftv.com/news/23105860/detail.html
(watch the bizarre video!)

Remember Fizzies???

They are still available, if you order online @ fizzies.com

Why The Deliberate Grammatical Error In Church Signs?

It should say "He Has Risen".

It Is Not Too Late To Imagine

Imagine there's no heaven, it's easy if you try
No people below us, above it's only sky
Imagine all the people
Living for today

Imagine there's no countries, it isn't hard to do
No need to kill or die for and no religions too
Imagine all the people
Living life in peace

You may say I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us
And the world will live as one

Imagine no possessions I wonder if you can
No need for greed or hunger a brotherhood of man
Imagine all the people
Sharing for the world

You may say I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us
And the world will live as one

You may say I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
Take my hand and join us
And the world will live, will live as one

The Ole Clock-Radio

Years ago, I used to set alarm to wake me before I really needed to get up, and hit snooze a few times, then I finally got up.

Then one day, I had a brainstorm; hey, I can set the alarm to wake me up at the last minute in order to get to work on time, and thereby get that much more sleep. So that's what I did; as soon as alarm went off, I bolted out of bed and got ready for work.

If you use the snooze - you are a buffoon!