Saturday, October 10, 2009

What A Doofus!

http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/local/seminole/orl-bk-winter-springs-fatal-shooting-100909,0,3718388.story

Snack Crackers Made In CHINA








Yesterday, I bought some mini round cheddar crackers at Dollar Tree. Today I noticed on the box that they are made in China!!! I believe that this is going a bit too far; something as basic as snack crackers should at least be made in USA, in my humble opinion.

Friday, October 9, 2009

Poetry


Never have I ever given poetry much of a though my entire life, until the word showed up on a word search puzzle.

Now I have to ask: Is poetry GAY or what?

What Is The Point Of Gnomes???




Do they simply fall in the same category as Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy, God, the Loch Ness Moster, Bigfoot (etc.)???

Sunday, October 4, 2009

Tailgating Is My Pet Peeve


I cannot stand tailgaters!!! When I'm on the road, typically 5 days a week, I take responsive action, should I be tailgated. 1st, I flash my 4-ways 3 times, followed by another series of 3 flashes.

If that doesn't work (usually works for trucks, but not very often for cars), I then have 2 bursts of 5 flashes. Then 10 flashes. If that does not eliminate the doofus, I sometimes go in the left lane, hoping they pass on the right.

If that doesn't work, I go back in right lane, and slow by 5 MPH. If that doesn't work, I then slow 10 MPH, which ALWAYS works!!! Hehe!!!