Moe: Did You Take A Bath? Larry: No! Is There One Missing?

When I was a kid, this is no lie: I'd take a bath once a week, always on a Saturday. Then, it was my younger brother's turn in the same bathwater. Then after that, my grandmother would take a bath!!! You see, she lived lived through The Great Depression, and was extremely frugal.

I remember when granny would use an egg, she'd scrape and scrape the shell with her thumb to get every molecule of egg white out.

I Have Expanded My Job Title

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I used to say I was a CVPOO (Commercial Vehicle Professional Owner Operator), but now I expanded it to:

CVPOO/FRE (Commercial Vehicle Professional Owner Operator / Freight Relocation Engineer).

Ants In My Pee Bottle!

Before leaving for my weekly trek this week, I rummaged through our plastic bottle recycle bin that was on our back porch, searching for any 1/2 gallon bottles to be used as urinals on the road. (I primarily use one gallon Hawaiian Punch Light bottles).

I found a 1/2 gallon fruit juice bottle with the cover on, but not on super tight. There were dozens of ants in the bottle. How on earth did they get in???