Longest Mustache Contest

Pushkar Mela Longest Mustache Contest (KEVIN FRAYER, ASSOCIATED PRESS / October 30, 2009) An Indian contestant J.S. Chounan shows his moustache to the crowd during the annual "longest moustache" competition at the Pushkar Mela in Puskhar, Rajasthan, India, Friday. The festival attracts thousands of livestock dealers and tens of thousands of camels, horses, and cattle and has been an annual event for hundreds of years, according to locals. I wish they would have told me, so I could have prepared!!!

Why Do Hominids Of Spanish Ancestry Call Themselves "Latin" Or "Latino"???

I don't get it. Latin is an ancient language which has little or nothing to do with them. But they really can't call themselves "Hispanic" either , unless they come from the island of Hispaniola.

Who Is "Who Is John Galt?"???

Who Is "Who Is John Galt?"???

I regularly see a billboard on I-95, just north of the FL/GA border (southbound side). All it says is "Who Is John Galt?"

I am not curious who John Galt is. I am, however, curious who the stooges are who are wasting money on such a non-sensicle billboard. Especially when they can do an internet search for who John Galt is!!!

Any ideas???

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It Is High Time We Amend Constitutions to Allow Cruel & Unusual Punishment

Yes, the U.S. and State Constitutions need to be amended for extreme cases, such as child abduction/murder. I propose that castration by HACKSAW (without anesthetic) be performed on those bastards (allowing mother or father of child to actually execute the task), before they go to prison for life.

This idea would have a wonderful deterrent effect for would-be abductor/murderers.

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It may just be me, but it seems like fifteen (15) types of beans in one dish is excessive.

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It may just be me, but it seems like fifteen (15) types of beans in one dish is excessive.

Ears

I don't see the similarity between animal ears and ears of corn. So why the same name?

It Is Gay To Smoke

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New Anti-Smoking Ads Warn Teens 'It's Gay To Smoke' 10.05.09

Pet Peeve II

I am always telling me wife that the proper technique to get undressed, is to first take off your pants (completely), THEN take off your underwear. Then comes laundry day, and I find pairs of underwear and pants all twisted and tangled up with each other, that practically require surgical precision to separate. It is like I'm talking to the wall to get her to follow the the proper technique!!!

Michael Jackson Had Arthritis

Sunday October 4, 2009

Michael Jackson's official autopsy report has not been released to the public but the chairman of the anesthesiology department at the University of California, Irvine was able to review and interpret the report for the Associated Press. According to the New York Times, aside from what has previously been reported -- that propofol in combination with three other sedatives caused Jackson's death -- there was evidence that he had knee surgery and injections to reduce joint inflammation. There also was evidence of arthritis of the spine and fingers, and chronic inflammation of the lungs.

Some reports, such as the one on TMZ.com, specify osteoarthritis as the type of arthritis Jackson had. It had been widely reported in the past that Jackson had lupus.

Weird Food!

Saw this weird food at an import market the other day whilst in Orange Park waiting for a subsequent dispatch. Those Brits have the oddest names for foodstuffs!

What A Doofus!

http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/local/seminole/orl-bk-winter-springs-fatal-shooting-100909,0,3718388.story

Snack Crackers Made In CHINA

Yesterday, I bought some mini round cheddar crackers at Dollar Tree. Today I noticed on the box that they are made in China!!! I believe that this is going a bit too far; something as basic as snack crackers should at least be made in USA, in my humble opinion.

Poetry

Never have I ever given poetry much of a though my entire life, until the word showed up on a word search puzzle.

Now I have to ask: Is poetry GAY or what?

What Is The Point Of Gnomes???

Do they simply fall in the same category as Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy, God, the Loch Ness Moster, Bigfoot (etc.)???

Tailgating Is My Pet Peeve

I cannot stand tailgaters!!! When I'm on the road, typically 5 days a week, I take responsive action, should I be tailgated. 1st, I flash my 4-ways 3 times, followed by another series of 3 flashes.

If that doesn't work (usually works for trucks, but not very often for cars), I then have 2 bursts of 5 flashes. Then 10 flashes. If that does not eliminate the doofus, I sometimes go in the left lane, hoping they pass on the right.

If that doesn't work, I go back in right lane, and slow by 5 MPH. If that doesn't work, I then slow 10 MPH, which ALWAYS works!!! Hehe!!!

Why Does Halloween Continue As A Holiday???

I don't get it?

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